For
those of you that were bored stiff by that remake of The Time Machine, be warned.
If you didn't like that, chances are you'll hate Clockstoppers, the new sci-fi
flick from director Jonathan Frakes (Riker from Star Trek The Next Generation).
In
Clockstoppers, Jesse Bradford plays Zak, a high spirited high school student with
the same aspirations as nearly every other teenager. He desperately wants a car
and a girlfriend. The mischief begins when Zak finds himself the owner of a new
watch. This is no ordinary watch however, as it is actually a high tech gadget
capable of slowing down time. Thus, Jesse and his new girlfriend Francesca are
plunged into an adventure that pits them against a loony inventor (French Stewart),
a group of ass kicking thugs and a stereotypical bad guy (Michael Biehn).
As
I watched Clockstoppers, I was slightly reminded of The Girl, the Gold Watch,
and Everything, a silly little TV movie from the 80's. Of course Clockstoppers
is heavier in the effects department, but it's hardly a memorable movie experience.
I
must admit, that going in I was a bit curious. I am a fan of Frakes the director.
I thought the last two Star Trek pictures were very good, and was interested in
seeing what he might do with a different kind of project. Sadly, he seems out
of his element here. The pacing is off and there is very little tension. I also
got really tired of the dumb bike riding sequences. While Clockstoppers does offer
some decent special effects, it is lacking in energy, character development, and
a sense of danger.
It
should be noted that this is a Nickelodeon production, so it is aimed at a younger
crowd, but even they will most likely be disappointed by the fact that nothing
very interesting happens.
It
was reported that Frakes was offered a Total Recall sequel at one point. He turned
it down, and all I can say is that I wish he would have done the same thing with
Clockstoppers. For fans of The Next Generation, you'll be happy to know that Star
Trek Nemesis opens this December. And while Frakes isn't directing that project,
he will be back in form as Riker. As for Clockstoppers, it's just a waste of time.
