Founder, CEO, Editor-In-Chief
Twitter: @paulthomasheath
‘You can teach them to type, but you can’t teach them to grow tits.’
From: Gloucester
Going: To Heaven
Crowning achievement: Once danced with Christina Aguilera in a Birmingham nightclub
Favourite movies: Road House, Star Wars, Back To The Future
Least favourite movies: Anything complicated
Thinks he looks like: Robbie Williams
Actually looks like: Dom Joly
Reviews Editor
Twitter: @iamnotwaynegale
From: Chichester
Going: To Hobbiton if I don’t grow beyond 5′
Crowning achievement: Staying relatively relaxed in the presence of Mr. Spielberg
Favourite movies: Fight Club, Back To The Future, The Lord Of The Rings
Least Favourite movies: Anything with a distinct lack of Michael Fassbender
Thinks she looks like: Michelle ‘Lady Mary’ Dockery
Actually looks like: Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Tom from McFly’s lovechild
Resident Legend
Twitter: @thetomfordy
‘I couldn’t fuck a gorilla.’
From: Bristol
Going: To Disneyland
Most attracted to: The Little Mermaid or Bill Murray. Whichever one’s up for it.
Favourite movies: Jaws, LA Confidential, Ghostbusters
Least favourite movies: Tim Burton’s career
Would like to be played by: Russell Crowe
Would most likely be played by: Justin Lee Collins
News Editor, Reviewer
Twitter: @danbullock
‘If you really wanted to screw me up, you should have got to me earlier.’
From: Devon
Going: Once, going twice…
Crowning achievement: Getting drunk with Stephen Graham and building a cheese moon
Favourite movies: Good Will Hunting, Jurassic Park, Almost Famous
Least favourite movies: Ones that pretend to have interconnecting stories but, in truth, are just shit.
Thinks he looks like: Neil Patrick Harris or Alexander Armstrong
Actually looks like: A lovechild of the two
Assistant Editor
Twitter: @JazmineSky
From: Southend-On-Sea
Going: To anywhere but Southend-On-Sea
Crowning achievement: Not losing it when she met Cillian Murphy
Favourite movies: Blue Valentine, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Toy Story 2
Least favourite movies: Anything shown at university
Thinks she looks like: Anne Hathaway with short hair
Actually looks like: Shit
Home Entertainment Editor
Twitter: @samtcarey
‘You know I said I’d kill you last… I lied!’
From: Bristol
Going: Where everybody knows my name… failing this, to work and back
Crowning achievment: Seeing but not punching Jeremy Clarkson
Favourite movies: Warrior, Requiem For A Dream, Commando, The Lost Boys
Least favourite movies: The Fourth Kind, Dredd, The Future
Thinks he looks like: A lovely King Edward potato, all sexy and starchy
Actually looks like: A common garden potato
Horror Editor
Twitter: @TheCraigHunter
‘The Lord said let there be light. And there was… And you could see for fucking miles!’
From: Tyne & Wear
Going: To Comic-Con (One day!)
Crowning achievment: Attended the Oscars in 2004
Favourite movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Halloween, The Thing, JFK
Least favourite movies: Anything with Chris Tucker (except SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK)
Thinks he looks like: Vin Diesel
Actually looks like: George Dawes
Features, Reviews
Twitter: @lukeryanbaldock
‘There’s always one fuckhead like you trying to shit in the apple pie. Well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back.’
From: Ipswich
Taken: To Isengard
Crowning achievment: Standing next to the Godzilla statue at Toho Studios whilst wearing a King Kong T-Shirt
Favourite movies: Seven Samurai, Mona Lisa, Godzilla, In Bruges, The Blair Witch Project, Amelie
Least favourite movies: We Need To Talk About Kevin, Cars 2, Mission Impossible 2, Gummo
Features, Reviews
Twitter: @SpeckyKweer
‘Because that’s what I am.’
From: Originally hailing from Hounslow, currently residing in Twickenham. Still West London, newly a ponce.
Going: I’ve already been, thanks.
Crowning achievment: Did a skydive for charity, The Albert Kennedy Trust in particular. Have a butchers here
Favourite movies: Amelie, Airplane, Groundhog Day, Dog Day Afternoon
Least favourite movies: The Transformers ones, She’s All That, The ’On The Buses’ franchise
Thinks he looks like: CM Punk
Actually looks like: Nathan Lane
Martin Daniel McDonagh
Features Editor
Twitter: @GMartinMcDonagh
‘We’re going to have to bop our way back.’
From: Da Endz (Harlesden, London)
Going: To hell, with all those other evil atheists, or so I am informed
Crowning achievement: Was once mistakenly praised for directing In Bruges
Favourite movies: The Warriors, Pan’s Labyrinth, The Edukators, Withnail & I
Least favourite movies: The Fast and Furious franchise, Shutter Island, The Thompsons, Michael Bay’s repertoire
Thinks he looks like: Tom Selleck; the degenerate hippie years
Actually looks like: Jesus Christ; during his brief stint as the slightly malnourished and lesser known fifth musketeer
News, Reviews
‘I was hiding under your porch because I love you, can I stay?’
From: Vipperød, Denmark
Going: Straight to the Oscars…someday!
Crowning Achievement: Being an all around badass! Oh, and once ate 1.5 kg of food in one meal
Favourite Movies: Sunshine, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Fight Club
Thinks He Looks Like: A young Liam Neeson
Actually Looks Like: Alfie Allen AKA Theon ‘Weirdo Creep’ Greyjoy
News, Reviews, Features
Twitter: @isradasassy
‘Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.’
From: Sweden
Going: To take over the world
Dirtiest film secret: Sometimes YouTubes ‘Comfortably Numb – Departed’ just to watch amazing foreplay
Favourite movies: Rope, Fight Club, Say Anything
Least favourite movie: Anything with Kate Hudson
Favourite Movie Score: Edward Norton’s voice
Thinks she looks like: Jessica Alba
Actually looks like: A dark haired Gary Busey
Reviews, Red Carpet, Interviews
“Obviously, Betsy’s strengths for the team are that she’s an omega level telepath and a stealthy ninja bad ass.” – of Psylocke
From: London / NSW
Going: To San Francisco and will be sure to wear some flowers in my hair…
Crowning achievement: Playing a rotting factory worker in Dark Shadows 2012
Favourite movies: Suddenly Last Summer, La Haine, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Taxi Driver, Vertigo, Almost Famous, Withnail & I, Nuts in May
Least favourite movies: Lazy buck guzzling flicks
Thinks she looks like: Elizabeth Taylor & Richard Burton’s progeny
Actually looks like: Gollum weds The Corpse Bride
Reviews, Features
Twitter: @chriswharfe
‘Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?’
From: The Grim North
Going: Anywhere else
Crowning achievement: Pissing off Cillian Murphy mid-interview
Favourite movies: Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, anything Batman-related
Least favourite movies: [Almost] anything with De Niro post-2000, the spoof genre
Aspires to be like: ’70s/’80s Harrison Ford
Is actually more like: That one Stormtrooper who bangs his head in A New Hope
Reviews, Features
Twitter: @ClaireHuxham
‘Good lord – I’ve heard about this- cat juggling!’
From: Despite saying Bristol to look “hip”, it’s actually Weston-super-Mare
Going: To Starfleet Academy
Crowning achievement: Once stood behind Brian May at a gig
Favourite movies: Blade Runner, Aliens, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Favourite TV: Buffy, Battlestar Galactica, ST: TNG, DS9, VGER
Thinks she looks like: Xena
Actually looks like: Daria
Features, Podcast, Tea-boy
Twitter: @1davebennett
‘They were still booing him when we came on stage.’
From: Surrey
Going: Senile at 27
Crowning achievement: Scoring a tap-in at the Madejski Stadium
Favourite movies: This is Spinal Tap, Harold & Maude, Platoon
Least favourite movie: Requiem For a Dream
Thinks he looks like: Christian Bale
Actually looks like: Simon Cowell
Podcast, Features, Reviews
Twitter: @JoeyUps
‘Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!’
From: Woking
Going: Super-Nova
Crowning achievement: Former child star of the 1989 TV movie The Woman in Black; it’s been downhill ever since.
Favourite movies: The Evil Dead 2, The Big Lebowski, Labyrinth, Harold and Maude, John Carpenter’s The Thing
Least favourite movies: The Amazing Spider Man (on principle), Eureka (pretentious and boring)
Thinks he looks like: Jason Statham
Actually looks like: A mal-nourished Mitchell brother
Reviews, Features, TV, Geek Cubed Podcast
Twitter: @mattyjdennis
‘I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.’
From: Bracknell
Going: To live forever or die trying!
Crowning achievement: Asked David Tennant a question on The Graham Norton Show. Graham Norton called him a genius!
Favourite movies: Jaws, 12 Angry Men, Dawn of the Dead, Shallow Grave, Lord of the Rings, Mary Poppins, Up
Least favorite movies: Twilight, What to Expect When You’re Expecting, Shrek the Third
Thinks he looks like: Ben Whishaw
Actually looks like: Velma from Scooby Doo, Post-Op
Rob BurchFeatures, Reviews, Graphics
Twitter: @RoBurch_Cherub
‘Must be Thursday. Never got the hang of Thursdays’
From: Thornton Heath
Going: ‘Figuring that out, Watersnake, is what life is all about.’
Crowning achievment: Once shook hands with a Steven Moffat
Favourite movies: 9, Serenity, Pandorum, Daniel Craig Bond movies, the works of Tim Burton
Least favourite movies: The Mist, Roger Moore Bond movies
Thinks he looks like: Aiden Turner
Actually looks like: Paul McCartney (so he’s been told, and he’s not that happy about it)