<strong>Twitter:</strong> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/paulthomasheath">@paulthomasheath</a>
<em>‘You can teach them to type, but you can’t teach them to grow tits.’</em>
<strong>Going: </strong>To Heaven
<strong>Crowning achievement: </strong>Once danced with Christina Aguilera in a Birmingham nightclub
<strong>Favourite movies: </strong>Road House, Star Wars, Back To The Future
<strong>Least favourite movies: </strong>Anything complicated
<strong>Thinks he looks like: </strong>Robbie Williams
<strong>Actually looks like: </strong>Dom Joly
‘If you really wanted to screw me up, you should have got to me earlier.’
Going: Once, going twice…
Crowning achievement: Getting drunk with Stephen Graham and building a cheese moon.
Favourite movies: Jurassic Park, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Good Will Hunting, Roxanne, High Fidelity, Super 8.
Least favourite movies: The ones that pretend to have interconnecting stories but, in truth, are just rubbish.
Thinks he looks like: Neil Patrick Harris or Alexander Armstrong
Actually looks like: A lovechild of the two
Going: To anywhere but Southend-On-Sea
Crowning achievement: Not losing it when she met Cillian Murphy
Favourite movies: Blue Valentine, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Toy Story 2
Least favourite movies: Anything shown at university
Thinks she looks like: Anne Hathaway with short hair
Actually looks like: Shit
‘’Come with me if you want to live.’
From: The land of Robin Hood, Nottingham, currently resides in the sometimes sunny Basildon.
Going: to become a creature from The Descent, if I don’t leave my basement dwelling job soon.
Crowning achievment: Meeting director Rian Johnson at a Q + A and having him remember me from the twitterverse.
Favourite movies: The Terminator, Aliens, Looper, The Crow, Labyrinth, Gremlins 2 and True Romance.
Least favourite movies: Anything too sweet, I like my films dark.
Thinks she looks like: Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton)
Actually looks like: Sarah Connor (she could be my mum)
<strong>Twitter:</strong> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/lukeryanbaldock">@lukeryanbaldock</a>
<em>‘There’s always one fuckhead like you trying to shit in</em><em> the </em><em>apple pie. Well you just shat in</em><em> the </em><em>one apple pie that knows how to shit back.’</em>
<strong>Taken: </strong>To Isengard
<strong>Crowning achievment: </strong>Standing next to the Godzilla statue at Toho Studios whilst wearing a King Kong T-Shirt
<strong>Favourite movies: </strong>Seven Samurai, Mona Lisa, Godzilla, In Bruges, The Blair Witch Project, Amelie
<strong>Least favourite movies: </strong>We Need To Talk About Kevin, Cars 2, Mission Impossible 2, Gummo
‘Good lord – I’ve heard about this- cat juggling!’
From: Despite saying Bristol to look “hip”, it’s actually Weston-super-Mare
Going: To Starfleet Academy
Crowning achievement: Once stood behind Brian May at a gig
Favourite movies: Blade Runner, Aliens, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Favourite TV: Buffy, Battlestar Galactica, ST: TNG, DS9, VGER
Thinks she looks like: Xena
Actually looks like: Daria
‘You can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were…I’m on drugs!’
Going: …loco down in Acapulco
Crowning achievement: When Thor 2 stopped filming so I could make my way to a University lesson I was late for.
Favourite movies: Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Almost Famous, My Own Private Idaho
Least favourite movies: All movies are good, even the shitty ones.
Thinks she looks like: Angelina Jolie
Actually looks like: Sloth from The Goonies (Heeeeeey you guys!)
<strong>Twitter</strong>: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/chafferty">@chafferty</a>
<em>“I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen”</em>
<strong>From:</strong> Kentish Town (via suburban zone 5)
<strong>Going:</strong> To travel the world someday
<strong>Crowning achievement:</strong> Making Olivia Coleman and Robert Webb coffee during work experience
<strong>Favourite Movies:</strong> Say Anything, everything by John Hughes
<strong>Least favourite movies:</strong> Most of the horror genre, The Hot Chick
<strong>Favourite TV:</strong> The West Wing, Friday Night Lights
<strong>Thinks she looks like:</strong> A young Meryl Streep
<strong>Actually looks like:</strong> A young Christopher Walken
“I’m a doctor dammit not a film critic”
Going: Nowhere fast…
Crowning achievement: Not jumping on Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston at a press conference
Favourite movies: To Kill a Mockingbird, Star Wars, Nightmare Before Christmas, 42, Lives of Others.
Least Favourite movies: Step Up, Step Up 2, Streetdance 1 and probably Streetdance 2.
Thinks she looks like: Sandra Bullock
Actually looks like: Sonia from Eastenders
‘I’ll be back’
Going: To party
Crowning Achievement: Receiving a Birthday wish from a former pink Power Ranger on Facebook
Favourite Movies: American Beauty, The Departed, Back to the Future, The Dark Knight
Least Favourite Movies: Batman and Robin, Titanic, The Happening
Thinks he looks like: The lovechild of Prince Harry and Edward Norton
Actually looks like: Every other ginger guy
‘I was hiding under your porch because I love you, can I stay?’
From: Vipperød, Denmark
Going: Straight to the Oscars…someday!
Crowning Achievement: Being an all-round badass! Oh, and once ate 1.5 kg of food in one meal
Favourite Movies: Sunshine, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Fight Club
Thinks He Looks Like: A young Liam Neeson
Actually Looks Like: Alfie Allen AKA Theon ‘Weirdo Creep’ Greyjoy
‘Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?’
From: The Grim North
Going: Anywhere else
Crowning achievement: Pissing off Cillian Murphy mid-interview
Favourite movies: Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, anything Batman-related
Least favourite movies: [Almost] anything with De Niro post-2000, the spoof genre
Aspires to be like: ’70s/’80s Harrison Ford
Is actually more like: That one Stormtrooper who bangs his head in A New Hope
‘They were still booing him when we came on stage.’
Going: Senile at 27
Crowning achievement: Scoring a tap-in at the Madejski Stadium
Favourite movies: This is Spinal Tap, Harold & Maude, Platoon
Least favourite movie: Requiem For a Dream
Thinks he looks like: Christian Bale
Actually looks like: Simon Cowell
‘Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!’
Crowning achievement: Former child star of the 1989 TV movie The Woman in Black; it’s been downhill ever since.
Favourite movies: The Evil Dead 2, The Big Lebowski, Labyrinth, Harold and Maude, John Carpenter’s The Thing
Least favourite movies: The Amazing Spider Man (on principle), Eureka (pretentious and boring)
Thinks he looks like: Jason Statham
Actually looks like: A mal-nourished Mitchell brother
‘I couldn’t fuck a gorilla.’
Going: To Disneyland
Most attracted to: The Little Mermaid or Bill Murray. Whichever one’s up for it.
Favourite movies: Jaws, LA Confidential,Ghostbusters
Least favourite movies: Tim Burton’s career
Would like to be played by: Russell Crowe
Would most likely be played by: Justin Lee Collins