Kevin Smith is asking you the above question. That's right! You could be in his next movie ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, a flick set to star Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks. It all starts shooting in Pittsburgh next year. Smith posted deets on his online blog Silent Bob Speaks.

1) Take two pictures of yourself: headshot and full body shot (clad, please).

2) List your personal details: age, contact info.

3) Mail that mother_____ to…

I Wanna Be in “Porno”!
Nancy Mosser Casting
attn: Katie Shenot
239 Fourth Ave
Suite 1217
Pittsburgh PA 15222

4) Wait for response.

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