Orlando Bloom is apparently to tear Johnny Depp to pieces in a new TV series. Don't worry though as it's all in jest as Orlando appears in the second series of EXTRAS alongside Ricky Gervais. He appears in the first episode of the new series, and is said by the Mirror to be playing a vain actor who boasts that all of the women were all over him on the set of PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN.

“It’s my looks that all the girls fawn all over. Nobody was bothered about Johnny on set." The newspaper reports that he says in the show.

“Johnny freak 'I make art-house movies and have stupid scissors for hands'. Willy Wonka more like Johnny Wanker.”

What will Johnny think?