Source:
THN Date: 2nd June, 2006 Posted by: Sarah
Fisher
Celebrities
are reknown for coming out with some pretty wacky things, but these ten sure don't
beat around the bush when it comes to talking about that certain three-lettered
word!
10)
Rodney Dangerfield - "Bisexuality
immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
9)
Elmo Phillips - "You don't appreciate
a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked
every day by an attractive middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for, later
in life."
8)
Robert De Niro - "According to a
new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than
they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental,
where, of course, men are just grateful"
7)
Steve Martin - "Sex is one of the
most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
6)
George Burns - "It isn't premarital
sex if you have no intention of getting married."
5)
Jack Nicholson - "My mother never
saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
4)
Robin Williams - "Ah, yes, divorce.
From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
3)
Billy Crystal - "Women need a reason to
have sex. Men just need a place."
2)
Sharon Stone - "Women might be able to fake
orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
1)
Woody Allen - "Having sex is like
playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!"
