Last Christmas we gave your our heart (even if the very next day you did give it away) but the one thing we absolutely, categorically won’t ever give away is our collection of movie-inspired Xmas jumpers. Not for all the egg nog in the world.

Because while festive season gets earlier every year, the selection of geek-tastic Christmas jumpers gets better and better. Here’s a round up of the our absolute favouites. They’re crackers. Ahem.

10. Die Hard

An absolute gem from Dark Bunny Tees. We have two ourselves. Rumour has it Arafat buys his there.

£20 –


9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

C-R-I-M-B-O power.

£27.99 –


8. Star Wars

Christmas goes to the Dark Side.

£29.99 –

7. Friday the 13th 

Your nan will enjoy this one around the Christmas dinner table. Nothing says festive cheer like a knife stuck in the eye.

£39.99 –



Smiling is our favourite. And so’s this jumper. Well, sixth favourite anyway,

£26.99 –

5. Die Hard (Again) Knitted Jumper

Well, it is officially the greatest Christmas film of all time. Call this one the Die Hard Christmas Jumper 2: Jump Harder. Or something.

£40 –

4. Gremlins

No wearing this one after midnight. Well, unless you want to.

£39.99 –


3. Star Wars

With boughs of holly, I will deck the halls.

£33.99 –

2. Jurassic World

You patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a Christmas jumper. Roar-some.

£29.99 –


1. Home Alone

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal. Extra points for being delivered in a Little Nero’s Pizza box.

£25 –