Ari Gold’s Best Quotes: He’s the best part of the TV series, and now the Entourage movie, so to celebrate the UK release this week, here’s the very best of Ari Gold.
You can read our full Entourage movie review , and catch our guide to the original HBO series and characters here.
Entourage belts into cinemas from Friday (19th June in the UK), so to celebrate, we take a look at Ari’s most memorable and outlandish quotes from the Entourage series. The comedy-drama chronicles the life of the young movie star Vincent Chase and his band of childhood friends as they try to make a living in Los Angeles. One standout character who has continuously proven to be king of the one liner is the neurotic talent agent Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven).
Entourage: Ari Gold’s Best Quotes
1.) “I drove to work today in an $80,000 Mercedes and I’m going home in a prop car from Fast and the Furious… my life is over!”
2.) “Call me Helen Keller because I’m a fucking miracle worker!”
Entourage: Ari Gold’s Best Quotes
3.) “That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.”
4.) “Conversations usually end after one person calls the other person a douche bag.”
5.) “Fuck you. Where’d you hear that, Friendster?”
Entourage: Ari Gold’s Best Quotes
6.) “I guess the bro code’s out the window when you’re fucking someone’s wife.”
7.) “We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we’re gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos.”
8.) “It’s like high school. You can’t fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!”
Entourage: Ari Gold’s Best Quotes
9.) “You know what they feed people on an indie set, Vinnie? Nothing! They don’t give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?”
10.) “Let’s hug it out, bitch.”
So, if you’re still not sold on the movie, why not check out a 30-minute tribute to the original show which we’ve dug up from the HBO archive below.
Entourage is released in cinemas from Friday, 19th June 2015.
