Danny Trejo’s ex-Federale agent Machete Cortez is called back into action by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen or Carlos Estevez to give his unique introduction in the crazy sequel) when Mel Gibson’s billionaire madman threatens to wreak a war on a global scale. The lady-loving Mexican mercenary returns in the follow-up to director Robert Rodriguez’s 2010 all-star cult actioner and another host of big names feature.
One of those talented individuals is Modern Family favourite Sofia Vergara and here she is spouting her orders to her girls at the brothel she’s obviously in charge of. Be warned, there is some strong language but then again, it’s Pussy Tuesday, so why the hell not!
MACHETE KILLS co-stars Michelle Rodriguez, Amber Heard, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror and hits cinemas on 11th October.
Source: Crave Online
Craig was our great north east correspondent, proving that it’s so ‘grim up north’ that losing yourself in a world of film is a foregone prerequisite. He has been studying the best (and often worst) of both classic and modern cinema at the University of Life for as long as he can remember. Craig’s favorite films include THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, JFK, GOODFELLAS, SCARFACE, and most of John Carpenter’s early work, particularly THE THING and HALLOWEEN.
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