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THN Top Ten: Twistin’ The Fright Away!

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This week sees the arrival of head-twisting home-invasion horror YOU’RE NEXT. Don’t be fooled in believing Adam Wingard’s brilliant and brutal suspense-driven slasher is only full of the familiar run-of-the-mill elements. The film is wholly original, fun and certainly boasts a number of surprises – a stand-out out turn from the stunning Sharni Vinson; gut-busting pitch-black humour and one hell of a twist in its tale. It’s given THN some inspiration in putting together our own list of genre favourites that featured another monumental plot curve ball and making them long remembered.

Delve in deep, but beware… spoilers ahead and don’t forget to catch our review of YOU’RE NEXT by clicking the link!

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THE TALL MAN (2011)

Pascal Laugier followed up his 2008 infamous, unflinching and brutal French hit MARTYRS with his first English-language effort. THE TALL MAN was sold as a typical supernatural killer-on-the-loose flick. Children mysteriously taken in the night by a hooded figure, which it is… sort of. The film deserved better than its straight-to-DVD with its original, yet uncomfortable twist coming at the halfway point where we learn Jessica Biel’s devoted mother, seemingly desperate to retrieve her son from this madman, is in fact involved and it’s not actually her child. She’s one of many ‘accomplices’ working around the country stealing children from their uncaring parents and, with the help of the boogeyman title character, whisk them to give them a better chance in life. It’s certainly more GONE BABY GONE than HALLOWEEN.

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SCREAM (1996)

Few do horror better then Wes Craven. The man who gave us the razor-fingered dream demon Freddy Kruger, ultimately eclipsed his signature slasher by going on to give us one of the most iconic movies of the 1990s. Self-referential and satirical teen slasher SCREAM refused to play by the familiar genre rules, thanks in part to a biting and surprisingly funny screenplay by a then-unknown Kevin Williamson. Cutesy TV actress Neve Campbell was made a movie star as the unlucky victim Sidney Prescott, slowly being stalked by a devious (and mysterious) Ghostface killer. Of course, obvious perpetrators (or red-herrings) like the dopey Deputy, classmates and even her father, were all crossed off the list until it was discovered it was indeed her boyfriend, with his demented pal, doing the stabbing. Two killers tag-teaming!

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SWITCHBLADE ROMANCE (HAUTE/HIGH TENSION) (2005)

Arguably the most controversial twist on the list. Alexandre Aja’s fantastically gory French horror sees two female friends Marie (Cecile De France) and Alexia (Maiwenn) travelling to the remote home of one their parents for a spot of idyllic sunshine and study. However, a late night knock at the door from a hulking madman unleashes an escalating series of violent events as he kidnaps one, throwing her in the back of his truck, while the other secretly attempts to help her escape by following. The blood-drenched conclusion will not work for all, and is often described as nonsensical or in the extreme “cheating the audience”. However, I lapped up the ferocious finale as Marie is living the events in her own demented mind, obsessed and in love with her friend so much, she’s the one that’s murdered her friend’s family all along.

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SAW (2004)

Strong word of mouth from festival screenings saw unknown Australian director James Wan and acting/writing collaborator Leigh Whannell create a horror phenomenon (and a continuing lucrative career in ‘creep’). Billboards emblazoned with the stark, short title followed by the fantastic, yet simple tag-line “Dare You See Saw” also worked a treat. SAW came out of nowhere and the ambiguity of what the hell it was only aided its success. Two strangers awake handcuffed on opposite ends of a mysterious location, separated only by the grisly corpse in the middle of the floor. Flashbacks show us just how the duo came to this gory predicament but who could be responsible? How about that dead fella on the filthy floor for the whole movie, who ingeniously awakens to show he’s been setting the rules and running the show… and there’s no escape!

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PSYCHO (1960)

The Master Of Suspense himself sought out Robert Bloch’s controversial novel based on the real-life Wisconsin murderer Ed Gein. Even Alfred Hitchcock must have been surprised at the shear amount of shrieks PYSCHO would ultimately create in its heyday to become the daddy of the slasher genre. Few locales are as unnerving as the house on the hill near Bates Motel, where meek son Norman hides his mother’s dark secret, and one that poor Marion Crane would ultimately witnesses starkers, taking a stab in the shower. Yes, mother has been rotting away in her room for years and it’s the seemingly timid Norman who’s been disguising his murderous tendencies. It was a bold move during a relative prudish period of time even in the US to showcase a demented, cross-dressing serial-killer. Then again, we all go a little mad sometimes.

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THE MIST (2007)

It’s easy to see why Frank Darabont’s harsh adaptation of Stephen King’s novella THE MIST was so severely snubbed at the box-office. The supernatural sci-fi thriller features the bold and bleakest of endings very different from that of the book. As the inhabitants of a small town bare witness to an otherworldly invasion, led by underrated Thomas Jane, they’re forced to seek shelter at the local supermarket and attempt to fight off the countless hideous creations hidden within the foggy atmosphere (not forgetting the devoutly religious nut job and her followers inside). Those final few minutes as a small band of survivors make their escape, including Jane and young son. Running out of fuel and faced with the realisation they’re to be feasted on by monsters, four bullets and five individuals sees Jane having to kill his friends and son. But wait… the mist is clearing and the military have a arrived to clean up! A devastating, jaw-dropping punch to the gut.

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SE7EN (1995)

The breakout film that saw the brilliant David Fincher finally shake off the curse of ALIEN 3, SE7EN would ultimately show us what real talent the man behind limitless take really had. Veteran Detective William Sommerset (Morgan Freeman) and new rising rookie partner David Mills (Brad Pitt) are on the hunt for ruthless serial-killer ‘John Doe’. He’s a dangerous man punishing people by using the seven deadly sins as inspiration. After carrying out a number of extreme acts, ‘Doe’ walks into a police station covered in blood offering to give himself up, claiming his murderous masterpiece is almost complete. Offering to show our lawmen his final victim in the middle of the desert, a mysterious package arrives via courier, but “What’s in the box?” How about the head of Mills’ pregnant wife (Gwyneth Paltrow) pushing the young Detective into completing the killer’s warped ‘Wrath’ and shooting him dead!

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DON’T LOOK NOW (1973)

After becoming a father for the first time a few years ago, the stark opening to Nicholas Roeg’s haunting classic, based on Daphne Du Maurier’s novel DON’T LOOK NOW, packs an even more emotional punch for myself. While looking at a mysterious slide image and seeing it ruined, it triggers an eerie warning for Donald Sutherland as he rushes to fish his lifeless daughter’s young body from the pond near their home. The harrowing scene is only the beginning of his and wife Julie Christie’s wretched journey and going to Venice to try and come to terms with their grief may not the best solution when they meet an elderly psychic. Could his daughter have come back when Sutherland sees visions of a red-coated child-like image weaving through the confined streets? Sadly not and when eventually catching up with the hooded figure, he becomes the latest victim of this dwarf-like psychopath holding the city in the grip of fear.

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THE SIXTH SENSE (1999)

His career may now be in the shitter after a string of severe and laughable flops but lets not forget writer/director M. Night Shyamalan scored a critical and commercial hit with sleeper smash THE SIXTH SENSE. The film looked a relatively low-key supernatural thriller with Bruce Willis as a child psychologist attempting get over the attack from a former patient and their subsequent suicide. However, after looking to help troubled youngster Haley Joel Osment, who is claiming, “I see dead people“, the atmospheric chiller pulled a rabbit out of the hat by giving us arguably the greatest cinematic surprise of all-time. Brucey’s actually dead too! Looking back, there are countless clues – the colour pallet at certain points and the fact his wife (Olivia Williams) never speaks a work to Willis after the opening tragic sequence – to hint at these events but if anyone tells you they saw it coming a million miles away, they’re lying bastards! Nicole Kidman’s THE OTHERS also stole the same conclusion a few years later.

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THE ORPHANAGE (2007)

Directed by J.A. Bayona and executively produced by Guillermo del Toro, THE ORPHANAGE sees Laura and her family return to her childhood home to try help other children like her, only to awaken and find her son Simon befriend the long-forgotten spirit of Tomás, an disfigured orphan boy who once lived at the institution. Soon, with the disappearance of her own son, Laura is forced to confront long forgotten memories of her time there. There is so much more richness in the spooky emotional storytelling and performances but the crux comes when we learn after punishing Simon, during her initial search for him, she inadvertently knocks over a post accessing the secret room in his closet, preventing her son from ever being found, during his attempts in signalling for help and to find another way out he’s killed. Realising her fault, Laura commits suicide for be with her son and the ghostly children forever.

YOU’RE NEXT is released in UK cinemas Wednesday 28th August and is thrilling and frightening US audiences now!

Craig is leading the charge as our north east correspondent, proving that it’s so ‘grim up north’ that losing yourself in a world of film is a foregone prerequisite. He has been studying the best (and often worst) of both classic and modern cinema at the University of Life for as long as he can remember. Craig’s favorite films include THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, JFK, GOODFELLAS, SCARFACE, and most of John Carpenter’s early work, particularly THE THING and HALLOWEEN.
  • Keltari

    The Sixth Sense wasnt much of a twist. I remember when it had come out, people kept telling me to see it and that it had an insane twist. I asked is Bruce Willis’ character dead? They accused me of having seen the movie. I told them, the kid says it right in the commercial… I see dead people. Not much of a twist, when they give it away.

  • Blackbelt_Jones

    High Tension was not a great twist ending,it was a cop-out and fucking stupid. As soon as I saw it I stopped the film took out the dvd and chucked it across the room ,then I went on to never recommend it to any horror fan. It’s sad too,cuz up untill the “twist” it was one of the best horror thriller movies I had seen in years….a real shame and a blown opportunity.

  • Staplegun

    Dude, no offense the High Tension ending sucked. The movie was SO good up until that point then…BLAH!! Made me so mad to have a crappy cop out like that

  • Nathan Falldorf

    I’m gonna go ahead and pick on the mist. I predicted the ending, and it doesn’t make sense to kill everyone if there is a possibility of surviving.

  • Pablo Delgadillo

    But where’s “The Others” ?

  • hesoyamdonMonster

    a great but forgot movie

  • N1GGAZ

    sixth sense was dumb! it was ghosts!!!! might as well been a cartoon roger rabbit farting. ghosts = suspension of disbelief x a million

  • Theron

    It does make sense when you’ve seen the creatures and how horribly they kill everyone who steps foot for longer than 2 minutes in the mist. Or maybe having thousands of tiny man eating spiders hatch out of your body doesn’t sound so bad to you…

  • Nathan Falldorf

    Eh I think I would deal with it. I always have a what if I survive thought.