THN’s Top Five Worst Movie Parodies

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Yesterday, SCARY MOVIE 5 oozed its way into cinemas and to celebrate… to acknowledge said release, we looked at the Top Five Movie Parodies (now see here) and it was a right laugh.

But today, we don’t just scrape the bottom of the barrel, we kick it over and investigate the turds beneath. For today, we look at The Top Five Worst Movie Parodies. We say five, there’s tons of them here, in fact the Top Three encompasses thirteen films.

This won’t be easy, so I just want to say good luck. And we’re all counting on you.


dir. David Murphy (2011)

You may not have heard of this, but I can assure you it’s extraordinary. NANAM is a comedy about parodies, and while it could have been a scathing attack on the slew of awful ‘Movie’ movies (more on them later), it becomes one of them. It may consider itself a devastating satire, but spoofing spoofs is tricky. When SCARY MOVIE came out, people mused as to why they were parodying SCREAM. It was a movie about a movie about movies and we, the audience, got caught in a hall of mirrors, where the jokes got less funny with every reflection.

NOT ANOTHER NOT ANOTHER MOVIE stars Burt Reynolds, Vinnie Jones, Chevy Chase and Michael Madsen, four men who are now famous for being considerably worse than they used to be (even Steve Martin cringes at them) and they play various people making a terrible spoof movie. It’s like a rotting onion, layers and layers of smelly despair. More on rotten onions later.

shriek if you know what i did last friday the 13th

dir. John Blanchard (2000)

A spoof of SCREAM. Sound familiar? To be fair, SIYKWIDLFTT did come out the same year as SCARY MOVIE, and for all we know, this film may have been finished by the time The Wayans Brothers even considered making theirs. They are well known for working extremely fast, often bringing new ideas on set mid-shoot and getting skits filmed and canned so fast Ed Wood would get wood. In fact, their ‘WASSSSUP’ gag from the first film made it to the UK before the Budweiser adverts that inspired it, causing many Brits to assume the commercials copied the film and not the other way around.

But that’s SCARY MOVIE. SIYKWIDLFTT stars Tom Arnold and Coolio. It’s pointless.

leslie nielsen

3. All the Leslie Nielsen spoofs post 1995
SPY HARD dir. Rick Friedberg (1996)
2001: A SPACE TRAVESTY dir. Allan A Goldstein (2000)
SCARY MOVIE 3 dir. David Zucker (2003)
SCARY MOVIE 4 dir. David Zucker (2006)
SUPERHERO MOVIE dir. Craig Mazin (2008)
STAN HELSING dir Bo Zenga (2009)

Ahhh, now this is just upsetting. Nielsen has proven himself to be one of the greatest comedy stars in the history of cinema. And much like Gene Wilder, he owed a lot of his star power to parodies in particular. His alter-ego of Frank Drebin is as much a beloved comic character as Chaplin’s Tramp or Sellers’ Clouseau, and his pitch-perfect deadpan expression and delivery in the face of such anarchy is the stuff of Keaton (that’s Buster, not Michael).

To see him transfer that character to the woeful SPY HARD and 2001: A SPACE TRAVESTY is a sad sight. But those directors are emulating THE NAKED GUN films. Badly, but their heart is in the right place. So for the actual director of those films to do so badly by the star is horrible. Zucker took the reins for SCARY MOVIE 3 and 4, and bought in the grand daddy of parody himself to play the president. They’re poor, but they ain’t nothin’ compared to his send up of Michael Moore, MY BIG FAT IMPORTANT MOVIE aka AN AMERICAN CAROL. Using the framing device of Dickens’ A CHRISTMAS CAROL, Zucker writes and directs a film so fiercely right wing that it features, actually CONTAINS tiny-faced, frothing hate merchant Bill O’Reilly. There’s nothing wrong with lampooning lefties, as right wingers get it all the time (though deservedly so). Fair play. And Michael Moore is a pompous balloon ripe for popping. However, getting Nielsen to play Osama Bin Laden in a shocking piece of Republican propaganda is a sign that the director of AIRPLANE! has fallen further from grace than any other film maker. SUPERHERO MOVIE is shite as well.

the onion movie

dir. Tom Kuntz/Mike Maguire (2008)

This could have been so good. We love The Onion, as it’s one of the finest satirical websites out there, consistently providing terrific online sketches and articles, happily skewering right wing nutters and poncy liberals in equal measure.

The movie, however, is a mess. It was filmed in 2003 and released in 2008, during which time, directors Tom Kuntz and Mike Maguire distanced themselves from the project, as did The Onion itself. THE ONION MOVIE features so highly because it’s such a darn waste of potential which, appropriately, brings you to tears. But tears of disappointment and sadness give way to hot, salty eye floods of rage induced by…

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer

1. All the films directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer

It cannot be stressed enough how phenomenally bad these films are. Friedberg/Seltzer are to comedy what Chris Brown is to feminism, and have done irreparable damage to the ‘spoof’ as a genre. The problem is, they don’t actually spoof anything. They see something; another film, an Amy Winehouse video (Look! She’s got bad teeth! He’s British or something! Haha!), an overweight person and they think ‘Let’s put that in our film.’ And they do, and they expect you to laugh at it. Regardless of if it makes any sense, or has any comic potential whatsoever. There’s a bit in VAMPIRES SUCK, yeah? Where Bella and Edward are in the woods, and he throws something, yeah? And there’s Alice from Tim Burton’s ALICE IN WONDERLAND, yeah? And it hits her in the head and she falls down the hole like she does in the film. Why? Buggered if I know. I guess they saw ALICE IN WONDERLAND and thought ‘Ooooh! People will recognise that, let’s put it in our film.’ ‘Really?’ said Comedy. ‘But this is a TWILIGHT spoof, what’s ALICE IN WONDERLAND got to do with TWILIGHT?’ ‘Fuck you, Comedy,’ said the directors. ‘People will know what it is.’ ‘That doesn’t make it funny,’ replied Comedy, with despair in her voice. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer then proceeded to murder Comedy.


I wouldn’t mind quite so much, if they were in any way humorous. But I’ve had cancer scares with more laughs than these poxy films.

Their first film, DATE MOVIE, has the privilege of having terrifically funny actors like Fred Willard and Alyson Hannigan, but instead of giving them ANYTHING to work with, they stick her in a fat suit and say ‘HA! LOOK AT FAT WOMAN! LOOK!’ They also have Napoleon Dynamite. A character from an existing comedy. Why would you reference another comedy? Which is much MUCH better? Why would you spoof something that’s already intentionally funny? They do it again in EPIC MOVIE when they spoof BORAT. They SPOOF… BORAT! They include Transformers, Shrek, Ghost Rider and Britney Spears in MEET THE SPARTANS, a send up of 300. Those pop culture references have zero to do with 300, but you’ve heard of them, so in they go. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer do not know what they’re doing.

Or maybe they know exactly what they’re doing. Leeching off other people’s creativity, seeing something, ANYTHING, that somebody else has created, they transplant it into their own poorly thought-out excuse for a film, and THEY laugh at it, while the audience look around wondering where the jokes are. Yet, inexplicably, people do pay to see these films, so they keep getting to make them. Did you know that VAMPIRES SUCK made two million dollars more on it’s opening weekend than SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD? I know. I know.

Despite critics driving a stake through the heart of that particularly awful film, it did well commercially and now we have THE STARVING GAMES to look forward to. Yup, these two clowns are spoofing THE HUNGER GAMES, so we can expect One Direction to be crowbarred in there. Why? Because they’re current and you’ve heard of them. And that is the state of the modern parody. Thanks to Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

Surely you can’t be serious?
We are serious. Very serious indeed.

SCARY MOVIE 5 is in cinemas now. Read our review right here.

For The Top Five Movie Parodies, click here.

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John is a gentleman, a scholar, he’s an acrobat. He is one half of the comedy duo Good Ol’ JR, and considers himself a comedy writer/performer. This view has been questioned by others. He graduated with First Class Honours in Media Arts/Film & TV, a fact he will remain smug about long after everyone has stopped caring. He enjoys movies, theatre, live comedy and writing with the JR member and hetero life partner Ryan. Some of their sketches can be seen on YouTube and YOU can take their total hits to way over 17!


  1. Taylor

    April 13, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    Why hasn’t Twilight Spoof “Breaking Wind” made the top 5 list?

  2. John Sharp

    April 13, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    Oh mate, I didn’t even know that existed! Tell us all below, we’ll have an honorary induction :)

  3. Don Tthinkso

    April 13, 2013 at 6:43 pm

    5 worst of ALL time, as selected by some stupid f*ck that can only get his ‘writing’ published on some lame website. The internet has killed writing.

  4. Noodleman

    April 13, 2013 at 9:52 pm

    I didnt think spyhard was that bad, the other ones sure, but spy hard had some good laughs

  5. Paul Heath

    April 13, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    Please keep comments relevant. All offensive responses will be removed. I’m looking at you ‘Don Tthinkso’

  6. Edward La Guardia

    April 13, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    After reading your liberal tirade in the article it is hard for me not to laugh when your “about the author” says you are a gentleman and a scholar…give me a break. Neither a gentleman nor a scholar would drink the Kool-Aid of the mainstream left-wing propagandist media. They search for their own answers and do their own research and think independently of party or ideology.

    No person who truly espouses good sense could be a left winger or a right winger.

  7. Jeff Bosco

    April 13, 2013 at 11:59 pm

    You Sir, are an idiot.

  8. John Sharp

    April 14, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    Hello Edward, and welcome to THN.
    I should say that the ‘gentleman, a
    scholar, he’s an acrobat’ line from my bio is a quote from the Pink
    Panther cartoon theme and isn’t meant to be taken quite as seriously as
    you have taken it.

    I would suggest you watch The Pink Panther,
    but you may see his postively pinkness to as being ‘pro-gay propaganda’
    and be sent into a peculiar rage like the one above. But whatever makes
    you happy x

  9. Neonchinhairs

    April 14, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    I agree that these spoof movies are getting a bit samey and constantly rely on euthamisms and jokes about genitalia to keep audiences attention

    however i disagree completely on how you categorise Spy Hard, Superhero Movie, and (at a stretch) disaster movie with other movies such as scary movie.

    Superhero Movie is one of the funniest movies i have ever seen and laugh my socks off everytime despite watching it near 50 times. Spy hard is classic leslie and in my eyes is a spoof classic as well. Disaster movie could definitely be improved upon but certain parts were quite simply hilarious.

  10. John Sharp

    April 14, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    That’s the joy of humour, everybody finds different things funny. I love Airplane and Blazing Saddles profusely, but there are probably tons of people who would rather watch the Scary Movie films. Fair play, comedy is very elastic :)

  11. Anonymous

    April 17, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    Have you heard of the name of ‘Craig Moss’?

  12. John Sharp

    April 19, 2013 at 12:45 pm

    I can’t say I have, but a quick Google search tells me that I maybe very lucky in that respect. He spoofed Judd Apatow films? He’s spoofing comedy? Good lord!

  13. Ben Ohmart

    April 20, 2013 at 2:01 am

    If The Starving Games only doesn’t shake the camera, I will applaud it.

  14. bijinius

    April 20, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    “meet the spartans” and “disaster movie” came out the same damn year?? that just speaks volumes, man.

  15. Dan B

    April 23, 2013 at 11:54 am

    How those at the Number One ever get made, is beyond rationality.

    Just awful.

  16. Dan B

    April 23, 2013 at 11:56 am

    What on Earth have these films got to do with politics?

    Have you missed the point about them being shite films?

  17. DukeF

    September 15, 2013 at 12:45 am

    I loved all of Leslies films…and the worst is SCREAM 5….have you seen it???…bad bigtime

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