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Ridiculous Rewrite And UK Poster For The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

Here is a perfectly pleasant poster for The Perks Of Being A Wallflower.

It stars Logan Lerman (PERCY JACKSON), Erza Miller (WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN) and Emma Watson (HARRY POTTER) reprising their roles from their respective franchises in the biggest franchise crossover since THE AVENGERS.

(Not really, this is a Ridiulous Rewrite and is entirely fictional. For actual factual details about PERKS, click here. Now enjoy the Ridiculous Rewrite).

Set three years after The Battle Of Hogwarts, T.P.O.B.A.W. sees Hermione Granger (Watson) going to a muggle college in order to research the non-magical world before she begins an internship at the Ministry of Magic. However, she runs into a magical young man named Percy Jackson (Lerman) who can control water or steal lightning or something (I’ve not actually seen PERCY JACKSON AND THE LIGHTNING THIEF) and they begin to a passionate affair. Don’t worry, though. Hermione and Ron have an open relationship. And he likes to watch. Both the young witch and Percy are used to being in groups of three and feel they need a third classmate to join the trio. So they meet a handsome young man named Kevin (Miller) get all chummy like. But after he blinds his sister, gets caught wanking by his mum and murders half the faculty, our two heroes realise they need to have a talk about Kevin. Then they do have a talk about Kevin.

THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER deals with the universal themes of youth, love, life, nicking lightning, reminiscing about fighting the Dark Lord, being a sociopath, and franchise crossovers. Written and directed by Stephen Chbosky, it is based upon his experiences leaving Hogwarts and meeting a lightning thief.

Don’t forget, this is ENTIRELY fictional, and real details about the film with a trailer can be found here.

THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER also stars Mae Whitman, Kate Walsh, Dylan McDermott, Nina Dobrev and Paul Rudd. It will be released in the UK in October.

Source: HeyUGuys

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  • http://www.danbullock.co.uk Dan Bullock

    Applauds! Aaah, too funny. Thank you once again, John Sharp!

  • John Sharp

    Always a pleasure. And not one pervy comment about Ms Watson, I’m rather proud of myself :)