A new poster for stripper-cum-furniture-designer drama MAGIC MIKE is here and it will shrink your genitals.

Photoshop can be a blessing or a curse, and here we have an example of the latter: There’s Tatum’s shovel face and possessed crotch, Matt Bomer’s ghostly head, and Matthew McConaughey giving off serious Seymore Butts vibes. Joe Manganiello, you can stay.

Props to that tagline though. ‘Work all day. Work it all night.’ It’s an all-male Showgirls! MAGIC MIKE is directed by Steven Soderbergh and will entertain ladies and gays in UK cinemas from 11th July.

Source: Coming Soon

Joe has a BA in Film and Broadcast Production. He starred as a zombie in E4's Dead Set and can be seen on the DVD extras for literally one frame. His favourite films are Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, Scream and... Bridget Jones's Diary. You can find him on Twitter @karatesluts if you're into that kind of thing.