Here is the teaser for the new trailer for THE EXPENDABLES 2, hosted with subtlety and quiet grace by Terry Crews OBE.

With the recent trend in teasers for full length trailers (LOOPER, TOTAL RECALL and something called PROMETHEUS), the boys over at Lionsgate thought they’d have a laugh with the brilliant Terry Crews. And as the man says, you better start getting pumped. Although he says it with a little more panache.


THE EXPENDABLES 2 stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, Yu Nan, Scott Adkins, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terry Wogan, Harry H. Corbett, Walter Matthau, Scrooge McDuck, Flea from The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Burt Ward, The Bloke Who Sang ‘If I Was A Rich Man’ From Fiddler On The Roof, The Cheeky Girls, Herbie, Dick & Dom, Former U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan, Philippa Forester and Sandy Toksvig. It is directed by Simon West and explodes into cinemas on the 17th of August.


John is a gentleman, a scholar, he’s an acrobat. He is one half of the comedy duo Good Ol’ JR, and considers himself a comedy writer/performer. This view has been questioned by others. He graduated with First Class Honours in Media Arts/Film & TV, a fact he will remain smug about long after everyone has stopped caring. He enjoys movies, theatre, live comedy and writing with the JR member and hetero life partner Ryan. Some of their sketches can be seen on YouTube and YOU can take their total hits to way over 17!